I write things and reblog lots of fandom stuff.

Bribes and/or random chattiness with online strangers usually works nicely.

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okayseesee asked
pepperony at disney being all cute and adorable but then also that couple that gets kicked from the park for fucking in a bathroom stall in mainstreet ouo

londowney:

and then steve invites them to come along to disneyland with the rest of the avengers and pepper blushes really hard and starts giggling and steve’s like ???

and tony’s like “no can do, cap” and steve thinks it’s because tony is ~too cool~ for disney and tony goes to explain but pepper nudges him in the side to stop him from talking because it is the single most embarrassing fact about her to this day (and also the single hottest sex session of their relationship but that’s beside the point)

mi-caw-ber:

Addicted to a certain lifestyle - Tattoo!lock by Mi-caw-berYou’re the sun to my solar system.And all that matters.Size: A3Medium: 0,3 mechanical pencil, ink & tons of coloursMood: Tattoos + suits = ♥. I’d pay money for this AU to be real!!!!IMPORTANT: watch it on Deviantart for the details of the tattoos, you’ll like it :]!!!
AND……………. ENTRY N° 1000! WOOOH!
Thank you ALL for your support! It’s so great to be on Tumblr with such great friends and followers and supporters and other artists! I love it! ♥♥♥

mi-caw-ber:

Addicted to a certain lifestyle - Tattoo!lock by Mi-caw-ber

You’re the sun to my solar system.
And all that matters.


Size: A3
Medium: 0,3 mechanical pencil, ink & tons of colours
Mood: Tattoos + suits = ♥. I’d pay money for this AU to be real!
!!!IMPORTANT: watch it on Deviantart for the details of the tattoos, you’ll like it :]!!!

AND……………. ENTRY N° 1000! WOOOH!

Thank you ALL for your support!
It’s so great to be on Tumblr with such great friends and followers and supporters and other artists! I love it!
♥♥

iamboredletsshootthewall:

heyassbuttyourethepotatoone:

Look at Sherlock looking at John. He’s just been arrested by one of the few people he considered a friend, accused of a crime he didn’t do, and essentially buried himself even deeper into that hole of people considering he’s a fake and a serial killing freak by taking John “hostage.” The only thing that’s ever mattered to Sherlock for a long time was people thinking that he was smart and clever, and now everything he’s ever known is crumbling all around him and he doesn’t know what to do. His mind is running a mile a minute and he’s just so lost.

And then John grabs him and you can just tell that, for that moment while he’s talking to him, everything’s just stopped. All there is is John, his one steady constant, and although John isn’t saying it, his whole body language with the nodding of his head and looking Sherlock right in the eyes is that he’s trying to calm him down and tell him that everything’s all right. And Sherlock so desperately needs it to be all right that he’s hanging on every word John says, his eyes flicking all over John’s face. You can tell how his face just gradually softens from the almost manic expression in the first gif. While John does need Sherlock, Sherlock needs the other man just as much.

This

(Source: ohsherlock)

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 


Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

(Source: biencorrect)

the1975obsessed:

kawaii-animals-only:

One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…

Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash

(Source: youtu.be)

socialjusticeares:

Is it a coincidence that “ace” means both “asexual” and “totally cool” I think not

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

buckythepumpkinking:

hawkbishop:

It has also been confirmed from the directors that the next movie will explore more about the convoluted relationship between Steve Rogers (Capt. America) and Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier); as well as addressing the identity issues of Bucky.

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i will die of dehydration in the theater when all the water leaves my body in the form of tears

(Source: zombishop)

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah (via ask-pauli-amorous)

Eat THAT, hormone-snipers!

(via tamorapierce)